How to Deal with "BITCH-ASS-NESS" 5 step Program

It is exactly 6:06 a.m ct time Saturday June 14,2008 and I guess your wondering what I'm doing up so early. Well I have been up since 3:20 a.m this morning working one of my entro-pro-negro jobs and cleaning as well. For me this is always a good time ,because the kids are not running around begging for any and every thing they see, or breaking every dame thing they touch , fighting each other, crying, or Willis Jr. aka (Man-Man) Pissing on his self; just to name a few. Also Big Will is sleep as well so I have a few hours where I do not have to deal with this BITCHASSNESS. I just LOVE P.Diddy for making that word world know. They really need to add it to the Webster dictionary with an official meaning, so when people are acting BITCHASS, they can go take a look at WD and check themselves,but N-E-WAY...............................

With that said , that brings me to today's BLOG TOPIC...................BITCH-ASS-NESS

Has anyone ever acted BITCHASS toward you?
Know anyone that is BITCHASS?
Ever felt a little BITCHASS yourself?
Is there a cure for BITCHASSNESS?
Why is BITCHASSNESS on a rise in today's world?

Well you Ear Hustler's I would like to provide you all with my take on these issue and how you might handle them in the future, based off what I have experience with this issue thus far. Now up until a few months ago I never knew what this virus was. I mean it's not like it would leash it's head all the time. OH NO..............,But when there was an outbreak it would last days on end, at time's it felt like and eternity. I really didn't Know what to do, I even traveled to my local Wal-mart,CVS and Walgreen's for some type of medication and there was none. I even pulled the Pharmacist aside and advised him of my situation to see what the best remedy was. He stated to me that he was not sure if BITCHASSNESS was curable or even treatable by the outside market. He also stated that he sometimes act BITCHASS and that It's a Man's THING. He advised me to wait a few days and it should be gone, he said the best way to explain a man's BITCHASSNESS is to think of how you are when you get your period, so in retrospect Bitchassness is a man's period.

Thank god....Finally a diagnostic; cause at first I was beginning to think a nigga was trying to try me, now I know Men have periods too they just don't bleed,but they have most of the side effect's.
1. Attitude Problems
2.Complaining all the date time
3.Crying about everything (You did this, you did that)
4. irritated
5.Making a bid deal out of nothing (The world is about to come to an end)

It has been a health break though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies, Here is the Five Step program on how to deal with a BITCHASS individual you encounter and do nothing ,but release there BITCHASS energy upon you, behind you, by you, or just in general.

First Step:
1.Quickly Identify the BITCHASSNESS virus, the faster you do this the better ,you do not want that virus to penetrate you, it could be fatal.

SecondStep:
2.Set a Action Plan on how you will deal with this person. In some cases it could be a co-worker whom you have no choice to deal with, or a husband who is in the same home. Write down what you will and will not accept from this person, Explain how they have been bitchass to you and how you are seconds from putting your foot up there ass. Put this in the form for a very nice polite letter that will serve as a warning, thus giving them a fair chance on getting the act together.

Third Step:
3.Execute the step above, Hopefully the BITCHASS person took the hint your letter provided, but if not then the hell with them it's fare game now. The VERY next time they come at you with some BITCHASSNESS you better GIVE THEM THE BUSINESS. I mean go OFF, cut them down with words,point your finger in there face,talk so loud and so fast that your every other word is follow by globs of spit,back they ass into a corner look them dead in the eye and say"POP OFF" (Thanks Tanisha we love you for that) Have them running away crying like Cordelia, Hell put hot sauce in there lunch when it's in the company's fridge, or when you cooking his ass dinner and making his drink why not put a little sug Arvy pee, see how he like that. GET MY POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fourth Step:
4.React,when you are done "POPPING OFF" sit back and just watch there reaction,but make sure you have no emotion, you want them to be thinking in there head "This Bitch is CRAZY". Don't say nothing else to them, just stare and watch there every move. Sit in the corner of a room where you can see them at all times with your hands and legs nicely crossed and never take your eye's off them. If they happen to ask you anything, all you say is" Your on your second strike the next one and your OUT, so you ready for bat,because I'm taking your ass out...More than likely they will get out of there Quick Fast and In a hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fifth Step:
5.After they ass have ran up out of there, get Control of yourself. I'm sure by now your Adrenalin and Anxiety levels are really really up there. Your heart is pounding, you might be sweating even hands a little shaky. Pull your self together fast, never let them see you this way. Plus you have the upper hand and you need to start acting like it. From this point on I want you walking with your head high, chest out and Confidence written all over your face. You no longer accept BITCHASSNESS, BITCHASSNESS give me 50 feet or you will get I.P.E.R.C.

Hope this help's
This is Faith11629 all in YO business
Signing out!

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